The Great White Shark Song

If you think there’s nothing funny about great white sharks, check out Andy Brandy Casagrande IV who plays a guitar and sings underwater while a few of the toothy mega-beasts swim by sublimely. The apropos chorus goes, “If I was a great white, I wouldn't bite you…but I'd swim right next to you.” There’s none of the doom, doom, doom, Jaws vibe; this is pithy shark-dance music.